Susannah Mushatt Jones, Source: Oaks Senior Living
Ms. Susannah Mushatt
Jones is 116 years-old today and the oldest living person in the world. She has the aura of a person who has unlocked the meaning of life. Ms. Jones is the originator of the
"treat yourself" philosophy of life. According to her niece Selbra
Mushatt, Ms. Jones continues to appreciate fine lingerie and bacon. I am going
to make the claim that undergarments exquisitely designed to
enhance the beauty of the body and delicious salty meats are the secrets to
longevity. This is wild conjecture on my part, but I'll allow it.
As we
celebrate Ms. Jones, let us not forget the woman who made this possible. 116 year-old Jeralean Talley of the "don't waste my
time" face and "I can smell the stupid on you" wrinkle of the
nose died on June 18, ceding her crown of the oldest and the baddest to Ms.
Susannah Mushatt Jones.
Jeralean Talley, Source: The Root
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