Oklahoma State Representative and patriot Dan Fisher (R) has
rescinded his proposed bill to effectively ban AP U.S. History courses in
Oklahoma public high schools. After serious prayer and hearing from outraged
conservative donors who actually expect their children to learn shit, Fisher
saw the shit stained light. The recalcitrant defender of the realm backpedalled
faster than Rand Paul talking about the Civil Rights Act of 1964 on the Rachel
Maddow show.
Before Dan Fisher pulled his bill, he commissioned
independent American history experts at the local Chili's to develop the
American Exceptionalism exam. The exam would use seminal sacred texts to test
students on the accurate history of the United States.
Voracious DPC obtained a copy of some of the proposed
questions on the American Exceptionalism exam.
1. If America were to adopt the original version of the U.S.
Constitution as the law of the land, would mail order brides be considered 3/5
of a person?
2. Was President George W. Bush's use of the term
'strategerie,' an ingenious or brilliant way to confuse liberals with his
greatness?
Source: The White House
3. Provide three examples of why God hates black people.
4. Historically, what is the best way to find out if there
are homosexuals and communists running rampant in the federal government?
5. When the Confederacy won the Civil War, did Jefferson
Davis hang the treasonous scoundrel (and closeted Jewish homosexual) Abraham
Lincoln himself, or did he ask his wife's friend's cousin Alexander Graham Bell
to make Lincoln's death look like an accident?
6. Using 'The Holy Bible,' 'The Protocols of The Elders of
Zion,' and 'Atlas Shrugged,' describe the key elements of the worldwide Jewish
conspiracy.
7. Harry S. Truman went against the will of the people by
desegregating the U.S. Armed Forces in 1948. What other treasonous actions have
been taken by Democratic dictators since 1950?
True/False questions:
8. Was Harriet Tubman a voodoo terrorist who introduced AIDS
to the United States?
9. Did Mexico sell the U.S. almost half of its territory in
exchange for a crate of cast iron skillets?
10. Due to overforestation, too much clean water, and
abundant healthy food sources, Native Americans were relieved when European
colonists arrived. Weren’t they desperate to develop a large-scale market
economy exploited by the few at the expense of the many?
Source: NYPL Digital Library
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