Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Links for the voracious


Source: Awesome People Reading
 
I like to share a skosh of all the old and new tidbits I find online.


Arthur the dog's arduous trek through the Amazon rainforest and his new life in Sweden.


Creating art from the detritus of everyday life. 
 
Music librarians reveal the history of Mozart's Seranata by analyzing just one page of the composition.
 
Watch master book restorer Nobuo Okano transform a beloved well-worn book.

Three teenage sisters and a love for hard rock music. The Warning is my new favorite  band.
 

 

 
 
 
 


Thursday, April 9, 2015

From: The desk of Kiki Maldoon, American Patriot


Date: April 9, 2015

Subject: Party achievements, January- March 2015


Fellow Patriots, 

Some people think Republicans don't have a sense of humor. You'd need one to survive eight years of Obummer! My housekeeper told me Republicans have been tearing up America like an episiotomy. I just laughed. What a hoot! It has been a stunning 2015. First, Texas Senator John Conryn changed the name of the subcomitte he now leads. It was called the Subcomittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights, and Human Rights. He just chopped off 'civil rights' and 'human rights' from the name. This man is a genius. The Constitution as it was originally written had all the best stuff in it. The special rights crowd didn't see this coming. Some people around town have given Senator Conryn the nickname "Big Bunyons." If he has bunyons, his Italian leather loafers would be stretched to the nubs. There is no visual evidence of bunyons, hammer toes or corns as far as I can tell. 

Linds Graham, the gentleman from South Carolina recently told a real eye-popping story at an intimate dinner party for the GOP's most dedicated supporters. According to Linds, there's a Negro bailiff over at the Supreme Court. Talk about affirmative action. He is apparently undeportable and engages in sassy banter with Justice Sotoportorico. When they're conversing the room smells like refried beans and menthol cigarettes. Can you imagine?

Arkansas turd blossom Tom Cotton was at the same dinner drinking his body weight in Dr. Pepper. He's a bit dramatic, but Tom made some good points. He said, "those liberals must feel really stupid. People who love America, who own National Treasure on Blue Ray are running the show now." He is completely right. I agree with him and the other forty-six senators about Iran. Those senators sure put the ayatollahs on notice with that beautiful letter they put together on Google Translate. American ingenuity at its best. Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa wasn't at the dinner. Word is she's been scouring the Capitol for trash bags to wear as rain ponchos. 
 
Not everyone is made for this life. To fight for American values you have to be tough. If only Governor Bobby Jindal and Senator Marco Rubio could get over that messy minority business. Jindal referred to himself on television as a pre-existing condition. Poor Rubio has the nimbleness of a crack baby despite not being on crack or a baby. 

Thank God for Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. They would commit mass murder to get their points across. Ted and Rand running for president is giving me night sweats. 2015 is shaping up to be a great year. 

God Bless America!

-Kiki Maldoon
 Director, GOP Patriot Relations 












Monday, April 6, 2015

Links for the voracious


Medievalist Dorothy Kim brings librarian and archivist Belle da Costa Greene's name back into the public consciousness. Thanks to People of Color in European Art History for posting Kim's tweets.

Hen? Sweden makes the move to make language more inclusive and dynamic.

The future is coming and you will not be here.
 
If you are looking for something to read, browse the titles of the best sellers of the 20th century.
 
Misquoting Aristotle about excellence.
 
The way Marshall McLuhan read.
 
 
 

 

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Loving Cookie

Empire is over for the season, but the return of Cookie Lyon cannot come too soon. She is an iconoclast adored by millions of people. Cookie is unapologetically herself. She sacrificed her freedom to ensure her husband's success. In return, he divorced her and did not allow her children to visit her in prison. Cookie's return to her family and the business built on her drug dealing is that of a triumphant hero. The people in her life may not view her return in such glorious terms, but Cookie is not bothered by their lack of vision.

Source: Mic.com

She is not ashamed of her past. Those intimidated by her gravitas attempt to use the fact of her incarceration to demean her, but Cookie will not be cowed. Cookie is beloved because she is honest and righteous. Her truth telling is bracing in its depth and hilarious in its application. There is no room for shame when one is on a mission to avenge herself. Propriety only serves to diminish women like Cookie who fight for their place in the world. As the lion is not concerned with the opinion of sheep, Cookie does not require praise from small minds. She is Cookie. Take a bite at your peril.

Source: Mic.com
To survive a summer without Cookie, enjoy some sartorial playtime with Cookie paper dolls from Vulture.com.

 
 

Carmen McRae: Ms. Jazz



Credit: Tom Copi- Michael Ochs Archive/ Getty Images
 
When Carmen McRae died on November 10, 1994, she was remembered as one of the greatest singers of the 20th century. "With [Ella] Fitzgerald and the late [Sarah] Vaughan, Miss McRae formed the troika of female American jazz singers," the Los Angeles Times reported. She wasn't as well known as her two counterparts, but she was adored worldwide by her legion of dedicated fans. The jazz critic Ralph J. Gleason described her style this way: "Carmen McRae sings the lyrics like Laurence Olivier delivers Shakespeare."
 
 
For Ms. McRae singing was an immersive experience. "Every word is very important to me," she said. "Lyrics come first, then the melody. The lyric of a song I might decide to sing must have something that I can convince you with. It's like an actress who selects a role that contains something she wants to portray."
 

Ms. McRae recorded over 35 albums full of elegant, magisterial singing. In her Los Angeles Times obituary, Ms. McRae was quoted as telling friends, "I don't want a funeral. I don't want flowers. All I want to be remembered for is my music."
 
 

 

Friday, March 27, 2015

Who doesn't love a good story?








Storytelling is universal. It is an essential aspect of the human experience. Right now, television is the medium of storytelling that captures the most attention in the public consciousness. There is a lot of discussion and debate about who gets to tell the stories we see on all the various platforms that encompass the term 'TV.'

The writer, director, and actress Issa Rae could not catch a break in Hollywood. She created her own web series Awkward Black Girl and found an audience hungry for her funny take on life as a young woman in Los Angeles. In conversation with Marc Lamont Hill of The Huffington Post, Rae expressed skepticism about the entertainment industry's sudden interest in showcasing people of color on TV. "Until you have people in positions of power that have varied experiences, nothing will change. Honestly, we're not on their radar. They don't know. They're not really thinking about us. If you have people in positions of power that don't have very many black friends, that don't understand the black experience, they're not thinking about it and there are not enough people concerned with it."

Television veterans and relative newcomers have recently had many opportunities to talk about telling stories from different perspectives.

Norman Lear on Good Times
"Just imagine this: There are no African-American families on television. Suddenly, you- Esther Rolle and John Amos- represent the first African-American couple with children on American television. You are the TV role  models of your community's people. That's heavy responsibility. I'm not sure at the time I understood this as well as I understood it some years later. But I kind of understood the heaviness- the weight on them."

Regina King of American Crime:
"[American Crime director] John Ridley uses the word 'reflective,' often, and Shonda, with 'normalizing,' I think those two words are so much better than using the word 'diverse.' I think when you look at American and what America is made up of, it's not what we see on TV. So as the stories start to get more broad, as they start to be told from different perspectives, then TV starts to become more normal. You start to have art imitating life more, and I am so excited that I get to be fully present during a time when this is happening."

Gina Rodriguez of Jane the Virgin:
"One: you need to write for human beings- that goes for any underrepresented ethnicity. We're human, we all want the same things, we all want love and success, we're afraid of failure, we want people to like us... You write for a human being, that's cracking the code, for any ethnicity..."

Constance Wu of Fresh Off the Boat:
"I don't think identity is purely determined by race and if a story wants to focus on other things that are important to the narrative, that's great. But it's not harmful to say that ethnicity plays an important part in identity and that that part of the story matters. It's not fodder for humor, it's just another unique element of humanity. Hopefully, we celebrate that. And we're also a comedy!"

Does anyone lose when television looks and sounds and feels a little more like America?


Help Wanted: GOP Diversity Coordinator




The Republican Party is staffing up in preparation for the 2016 presidential election. This job description was inserted in the programs of the American Heritage Ideas Conference and Gun Show held in Toledo, Ohio last month.


Help Wanted: GOP Diversity Coordinator

Job Description

The GOP, Party of Lincoln, is seeking a diversity coordinator. The coordinator will work directly with the Koch brothers to increase the number of minorities in the Party. The minorities to be recruited include, but are not limited to the following groups: white divorcees over 60; black grandmothers who love Jesus and tithe generously; Cubans; Filipino nurses; 'confirmed bachelors' who are white; Nigerian and Indian doctors working at major medical centers; mentally ill gun enthusiasts; recent converts to Christianity (Catholicism counts for the purposes of diversity); and any heterosexual man or woman who has completed at least two weeks of intensive gay conversion therapy. Also, black men interested in GOP membership must pass a background check.

This job requires extensive travel throughout the United States, but specifically to: Florida; California, east of Interstate 5; Indiana; Oklahoma; and any other locales where minority GOP recruits could be found. 

The role of GOP diversity coordinator is an exciting opportunity for the right person. The ideal candidate must be well-versed in Obama's history as a racist, Socialist-Marxist, Muslim overlord and Hillary's lesbianism. A key requirement for the position is slow dancing with Governor Scott Walker when he desires the light touch of a warm body against his frigid skin.

Good public speaking skills are essential. The best candidate for this job is well versed in race-baiting and inciting panic about the Homosexual Agenda. The ability to make up absurd talking points to justify the GOP's positions is a must. Applicants with Spanish language surnames and a virulent hatred of Mexican immigrants are highly encouraged to apply.

Please send your cover letter and qualifications via U.S. mail or fax. No online applications will be accepted. Senator Lindsey Graham does not send emails and neither do we. The Republican Party strongly believes in plausible deniability. God Bless America! 

The Republican Party
c/o Hope, Patriotism, Victory (HPV) Center
1984 El Pendejo Road
White City, Oklahoma 73116
Attention: Stacey Dash